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		<title><![CDATA[Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton's Fossil Fuel Money Fight: A Closer Look]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.

2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.

3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.

4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.

5. Expose yourself to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1815314</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Running Errands]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to
do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright.
He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and
general "go-fer" at a furniture warehouse. His first task
was to go out ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1125093</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Computa-holic 12-Step Program]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with
one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1125050</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Show and Tell]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out 
that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' 
occupations. 

The teacher pulled me aside. Whispering, she advised, "You 
might want to explain a little bit more to your ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1125047</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!

The Spanish ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-148466</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[This Week's Lore Needs Its Own Time Capsule]]></title>
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Time capsule: Florida, United States of America, roughly one week in
late March/early April. Do not open this scroll for 100 years.

Gas in shot up to $4.30 per gallon due to the United States and Israel's
confusing and deeply unpopular war with...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4060720</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It's A Monk's Life]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an ancient monastery, a new monk arrived to dedicate his life to God
and to join the others copying ancient records. The first thing he
noticed was that they were copying by hand books that had already been
copied by hand.

He had to speak up. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1304223</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rules Kids Won't Learn in School]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1304220</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Unjust Criticism]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 bad apples.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1304218</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Only in America]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-148474</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Quotes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's 
wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice 
dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of 
this wine and crackers, want some?'" --Warren Hutcherson 

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-31621</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Too many obstacles!]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4059489</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Prince Andrew Plan Cold Open | SNL UK]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4059488</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How Batman Begins Should Have Ended]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4059487</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kate Hudson Freeze-Framed Tom Cruise's Pee Pee | Late Night with Conan O’Brie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4059486</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tracy Morgan Claims He Is the King of New York and Started the Riverboat Brawl, Talks Reggie Dinkins]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4059485</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Amazing Longevity]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing
how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.
"I also drink a case ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1121089</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!

How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!

What's Dracula's favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!

What do you get if you cross...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-178604</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? 
Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

What has two legs and flies?
A pig!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A cow that can ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-178602</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!

Q: What kind of dog does a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-145758</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/03/2026</pubDate>
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