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		<title><![CDATA[This Week's Lore Needs Its Own Time Capsule]]></title>
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Time capsule: Florida, United States of America, roughly one week in
late March/early April. Do not open this scroll for 100 years.

Gas in shot up to $4.30 per gallon due to the United States and Israel's
confusing and deeply unpopular war with...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4060720</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[I'm So Sorry, but Cigarettes Look Cool]]></title>
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I have secretly always longed to be a smoker.

This is not an acceptable thing to say out loud, I know. Due to the fact
that cigarettes can kill a person all while making their nails yellow
and skin sallow and lips wrinkled and breath horrific, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4053874</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Spring Break Activities That Require No Gas or Groceries]]></title>
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Let's go, party people! It's spring break, the kids are out of school,
and no one has any disposable income.

Groceries cost approximately three inheritances, and even going out for
a Whopper requires sacrificing at least one child's education. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4047097</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Spring Forward Is Here To Change Your Life]]></title>
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The name's Spring. Spring Forward.

Some say I'm even more nefarious than my brother, Fall Back, but they
are mistaken. Me? I'm an angel. I come in the shadows and simply borrow
a measly hour of your z's, a commodity of which you are already ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4040128</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How a Writer Overcame Delusions in Postpartum Psychosis]]></title>
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When Ayana Lage got pregnant, she prepared for the worst. She'd
struggled with mental health and knew depression could be lying in wait.

She didn't expect to feel exhilarated after the birth.

"I'm so happy," recalled Lage, 32. "I'm doing ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4032705</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All the Cars Are Ugly]]></title>
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Tragically, I have started shopping for a new car.

I drive a 2017 Fiat 500X. His name is Frank, and he has an Italian
accent. Though he is far from my first car, he is the first car I have
ever truly loved. I found him sitting alone in a beam ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4025244</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pam Bondi Used To Inspire Women. Now She Protects Bad Men.]]></title>
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Most anyone who worked in Tampa Bay news in the 2000s has a Pam Bondi
story. Before her ascent to become this nation's most scurrilous
attorney general, she was a constant contact for reporters covering
crime and courts and a fixture on the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4017964</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fighting With My AI Email Assistant]]></title>
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<i> Hey! I'm your AI email assistant. Do you want me to summarize this
email for you? </i>

No.

<i> Your aunt sent her flight times for next Thursday and is interested
in getting lunch with her high school friend while she's in town. </i>

I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4010833</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Olympics, Patriotism and Who We Dream to Be]]></title>
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I did not grow up in a sports household. No one in my family was
athletically inclined, and the only time I remember football on TV was
when uncles came for Thanksgiving.

My brother and I made feeble attempts at sports: summer camp taekwondo,
a...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4005149</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Controversial Opinions While We Still Have Free Speech]]></title>
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The words "constitutional crisis" get thrown around plenty, but, well.
It's just that the outlook appears shaky for the Bill of Rights. The
first 10 amendments to the Constitution are on the way to becoming the
Bill of Vibes, or the Bill of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-3997687</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What A Year This Month Has Been]]></title>
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What do you mean it's still January? From Minneapolis to Venezuela to
Greenland, a year's worth of current events have unfolded in a matter of
weeks. Here are a few things that feel as long as the first few weeks of
January have felt:

The first...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-3990506</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Deploying to the War on Protein]]></title>
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Mother, why do you gaze out the window so forlornly?

<i>Because your father has gone to fight in the war, and I don't know
when he might return.</i>

Which war, Mother? The war in Ukraine? The war in the Middle East?

<i>No, child.</i>

Is it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-3984235</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/17/2026</pubDate>
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