<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>



<rss version="2.0">
  <channel>
    <title><![CDATA[Tracy Beckerman - ArcaMax Publishing]]></title>
	<link>https://www.arcamax.com//entertainment/humor/tracybeckerman/rss</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Tracy Beckerman News Feed]]></description>
	<language>en-us</language>
	<copyright>Copyright 2026 ArcaMax Publishing</copyright>
	
	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[Are You Calling My Bag Fat?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

I'm not a great packer. I start out with the best intentions and before
I know it, I have packed for every possible occasion, including being
stranded on an iceberg and meeting the king of England. Since neither of
these two things has ever ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4056062</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/31/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[I Know an Old Coffee That Lived in a Shoe]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

Most couples have cute little endearing pet names for each other.
Sweetie. Honey. Schmoopy-Boopy-Snuggie-Woogems.

My husband also has an endearing name for me. He calls me "Two Sips."
This comes from my tendency to make myself a cup of coffee, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4051291</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/24/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[Something Smells Fishy Here]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

We've had our fair share of goldfish. Most of them were won at local
fairs and carnivals, so I could understand if they may not have been the
healthiest fish in the world. However, I've had friends who've had pet
goldfish like mine that lasted ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4042687</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/17/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[Now Hold on a Minute]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

"All of our operators are currently busy with other customers," said the
recorded voice on the other end of the line. Then she told me my call
was very important to them and would be answered in the order it was
received. And this order, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4035124</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/10/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[The Tale of the Goat With a Coat]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

One day as my husband and I were walking through my town, I noticed a
guy coming toward us walking his dog. I peered ahead and tried to figure
out what breed the dog was. He didn't look like any dog I'd ever seen
before. As they got closer, I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4027712</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/03/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[A Plant by Any Other Name]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

"What do you think of our new succulent?" I asked my husband as I
presented the small plant resting on our family room coffee table. I had
decided to take the leap from plastic plants to live ones and figured
this would be one I couldn't kill ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4020495</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/24/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[A Little Tickle in Your Throat]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

I recently read that the average person will ingest eight spiders in his
or her lifetime.

Apparently, this happens when we are sleeping, which would make sense,
because I don't know anyone in their right mind who would choose to eat
a spider ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4013047</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/17/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[Playing Possum]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

One morning I walked around the back of our yard and discovered a dead
animal. I poked it with the toe of my sneaker to make sure it was really
dead, not just playing possum. But as they say in The Wizard of Oz, it
wasn't just merely dead, it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4007290</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[Tipping the Scales in My Favor]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

As I was settling into bed one night, I happened to catch my husband out
of the corner of my eye.

He was getting on the scale.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yelled at him. He jerked his head around and
looked at me with alarm.

"What? I'm weighing ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4000009</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/03/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[Sleeping With the Enemy]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

Whenever my husband goes out of town, I cheat. I figure what he doesn't
know won't hurt him, and since there's no way for him to find out that I
cheated, why not have some fun while he's out of town?

Do I feel guilty about this? Maybe a bit. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-3992555</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/27/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[I Am Woman, Hair Me Roar]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

When you have short hair, it is inevitable that you will spend an
inordinate amount of time growing your hair out, and then getting fed up
and cutting it again. I have been down this hair-brained road several
dozen times before, complaining for ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-3986091</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/20/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[For Whom the Toilet Paper Rolls]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

"Can you pick up some more tissues at the supermarket?" I asked my
husband.

"I'm not going out right now," he replied. "Just use toilet paper."

I looked at him aghast.

"I can't do that," I said. "It'll scratch my nose."

"Does it scratch your...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-3979896</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/13/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	
  <item>
  
		<title><![CDATA[The Case of the Car and the Spider]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

One day my son was visiting, and he needed to go to the bank, so I
offered to drive him. We had just gotten down our street when I noticed
something out of the corner of my eye. It was descending on a thread
from the roof of my car just left of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-3972655</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/06/2026</pubDate>
  </item>

	
	 
	<item>
	  <title><![CDATA[More from Tracy Beckerman on ArcaMax »]]></title>
	  <link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman</link>
	</item>
	
  </channel>
</rss>

